"Hey it's all good guys, guess who this is, its Troy, that's right Troy freaking Lance the race car driver!" My friend came to my rescue saving me from being a drunken embarrassment not that it mattered to me at the moment.
Out of nowhere the massive bikers huddled around me cheering and patting me on the shoulders it seemed to be their form of a hand shake. It was like I was a freaking celebrity, back in Chicago one kid asked for my autograph and he was my nephew.
"You were my idol man!" Biker number one said excitedly. He and all rest wanted their pictures taken with me which I humbly obliged to do with my buddy bartender doing the honors as our photographer. Another round of loud cheering filled the room with each picture taken I even ended up signing some biker arms. "Hey don't worry anything you order is on the house pal, I'm Dan by the way" he extended his hand proving he wasn't one of the biker pack. I shook his hand smiling I was half way wasted but that wasn't the reason for smiling I actually felt a stroke of joy at the spectacle taking place in my honor.
"Attention everyone" a soft husky voice sounded through a mike but there was too much of a fuss over the past famous car racer showing up in the joint for anyone to hear.
"I said attention gentlemen!" the voice barked so loud which was only enhanced by the base of the big speakers I almost jumped out the stool.
I turned and saw a woman mostly likely in her forties with way too much make-up on her face wearing a brown fur coat. Someone should report her to PETA. She was standing in the centre on what appeared to be a karaoke stage or something like that at least. "Presenting the one and only Flavors…"
All the lights suddenly went out the stage area then lit up. "Hit it Dan!" the fur coat woman yelled as my bartender buddy switched on the stereo putting in a CD. The beat of the song was familiar to me it was featured in that action movie I liked what was the name again? Triple X, yeah that's it played in the hot scene with Vin Diesel and the exotic girl dancing on the bed.
Three gorgeous looking women all dressed in nothing but lingerie completed with corsets, G strings and high heels stomped their way on the stage. Their legs were moving in unison making a delightful entrance. They danced slowly and easy which was the same tone of the music it was obviously rehearsed like a modern burlesque show. The crowd of bikers cheered out clapping each time the girls swayed their hips and threw a piece of clothing to them. I gave a loud whistle along the cheers aiming an impressed glance towards Dan over the counter as he nodded back to me before I returned my attention to the entertainment.
"Come on fellas, you call that an applause, show them some love!" She commanded the crowd.
Everyone happily obliged while watching the girls roll on the floor kittenishly they brought out a small stool and knelt around it then all three froze there. Out of nowhere another one came prowling towards the stool her head was held down I couldn't see her face only the flaming red locks the light shone upon. She sat on the stool with her legs apart she started grinding sensually before whipping het hair from side to side downwards between her knees then flipped it back revealing her face. She had baby-like plumped cheeks and pink thin lips but her gaze was fierce with striking emerald eyes. She got up and hooked one heel on the stool as her slid down her leg flipping her once again. She strutted forward for the grand finale dancing so seductively I couldn't take my eyes off of her it was as if I was in a trance until I felt a bulge growing in pants. The other three then stood and fled to her removing the scarf she had on and tossed it in the crowd, I had never been so glad I was a good baseball player, in a flash I caught it before anyone else could. The song ended with its signature title 'lick' and instantly their tongues moved up the sides of her neck. They all froze this time as the stage lights went out followed by even louder cheers and whistles "oh yeah baby!" One drunken biker roared.
"Damn" I barely whispered disappointed it had ended so soon.
"Well you look as handsome as you did on my ex boyfriend's wall seven years ago." Fur coat lady said. Wait! When she get over here? "Howdy I'm Eleanor Ray" she greeted with a sassy southern accent extending her hand with the longest polished nails I've ever seen.
"Did you enjoy the show?" I shook her hand trying not to cut my fingers in the process.
"I can't begin to tell you how much" giving her a very happy smile to prove I wasn't lying.
"Hey girls come on out here I got someone I want ya'll to meet!" She called and the next thing I knew the performers appeared still dressed in their sultry outfits walking my way before I was overcome with excitement I notice there were three of them the ones that first came on stage. Where was the green eyed red head?
"Man you sure hit the jackpot when you decided to stop by here its time forget about your cheating bitch" Dan whispered to me with a wink. "Hell yeah" I murmured and we both chuckled noiselessly as the ladies stood there at the fur coat queen's side.
Out of nowhere the massive bikers huddled around me cheering and patting me on the shoulders it seemed to be their form of a hand shake. It was like I was a freaking celebrity, back in Chicago one kid asked for my autograph and he was my nephew.
"You were my idol man!" Biker number one said excitedly. He and all rest wanted their pictures taken with me which I humbly obliged to do with my buddy bartender doing the honors as our photographer. Another round of loud cheering filled the room with each picture taken I even ended up signing some biker arms. "Hey don't worry anything you order is on the house pal, I'm Dan by the way" he extended his hand proving he wasn't one of the biker pack. I shook his hand smiling I was half way wasted but that wasn't the reason for smiling I actually felt a stroke of joy at the spectacle taking place in my honor.
"Attention everyone" a soft husky voice sounded through a mike but there was too much of a fuss over the past famous car racer showing up in the joint for anyone to hear.
"I said attention gentlemen!" the voice barked so loud which was only enhanced by the base of the big speakers I almost jumped out the stool.
I turned and saw a woman mostly likely in her forties with way too much make-up on her face wearing a brown fur coat. Someone should report her to PETA. She was standing in the centre on what appeared to be a karaoke stage or something like that at least. "Presenting the one and only Flavors…"
All the lights suddenly went out the stage area then lit up. "Hit it Dan!" the fur coat woman yelled as my bartender buddy switched on the stereo putting in a CD. The beat of the song was familiar to me it was featured in that action movie I liked what was the name again? Triple X, yeah that's it played in the hot scene with Vin Diesel and the exotic girl dancing on the bed.
Three gorgeous looking women all dressed in nothing but lingerie completed with corsets, G strings and high heels stomped their way on the stage. Their legs were moving in unison making a delightful entrance. They danced slowly and easy which was the same tone of the music it was obviously rehearsed like a modern burlesque show. The crowd of bikers cheered out clapping each time the girls swayed their hips and threw a piece of clothing to them. I gave a loud whistle along the cheers aiming an impressed glance towards Dan over the counter as he nodded back to me before I returned my attention to the entertainment.
"Come on fellas, you call that an applause, show them some love!" She commanded the crowd.
Everyone happily obliged while watching the girls roll on the floor kittenishly they brought out a small stool and knelt around it then all three froze there. Out of nowhere another one came prowling towards the stool her head was held down I couldn't see her face only the flaming red locks the light shone upon. She sat on the stool with her legs apart she started grinding sensually before whipping het hair from side to side downwards between her knees then flipped it back revealing her face. She had baby-like plumped cheeks and pink thin lips but her gaze was fierce with striking emerald eyes. She got up and hooked one heel on the stool as her slid down her leg flipping her once again. She strutted forward for the grand finale dancing so seductively I couldn't take my eyes off of her it was as if I was in a trance until I felt a bulge growing in pants. The other three then stood and fled to her removing the scarf she had on and tossed it in the crowd, I had never been so glad I was a good baseball player, in a flash I caught it before anyone else could. The song ended with its signature title 'lick' and instantly their tongues moved up the sides of her neck. They all froze this time as the stage lights went out followed by even louder cheers and whistles "oh yeah baby!" One drunken biker roared.
"Damn" I barely whispered disappointed it had ended so soon.
"Well you look as handsome as you did on my ex boyfriend's wall seven years ago." Fur coat lady said. Wait! When she get over here? "Howdy I'm Eleanor Ray" she greeted with a sassy southern accent extending her hand with the longest polished nails I've ever seen.
"Did you enjoy the show?" I shook her hand trying not to cut my fingers in the process.
"I can't begin to tell you how much" giving her a very happy smile to prove I wasn't lying.
"Hey girls come on out here I got someone I want ya'll to meet!" She called and the next thing I knew the performers appeared still dressed in their sultry outfits walking my way before I was overcome with excitement I notice there were three of them the ones that first came on stage. Where was the green eyed red head?
"Man you sure hit the jackpot when you decided to stop by here its time forget about your cheating bitch" Dan whispered to me with a wink. "Hell yeah" I murmured and we both chuckled noiselessly as the ladies stood there at the fur coat queen's side.